The Kind and Merciful God

thexfiles:

i…………………. feel incredibly seen

thexfiles:

life is like… you make connections with people and then say goodbye

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generallemarc:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

theirisianprincess:

“We’re fixing up this spaceship that belongs to our new friend Meap.”

“Meap, he’s the most adorable thing in the world.”

“Really? Are you sure there’s nothing, or no one that’s more adorable?“

“No, not a chance.”

PART 2

“Okay. I jury-rigged Ferb’s old GPS device, to create a cute tracker.”

“It locks on to the cutest thing in the area,”

“so it should lead us right to Meap.”

“Let’s see if we can get a signal.“

“Got something!”

“Oh, that’s probably me. Sorry.”

“No. It’s three miles in that direction.”

Part 3

“Isabella, want to come with me and help me find Meap?“

“Sure!”

“I still haven’t gotten my”

“‘you wouldn’t know cute if it bit your legs off’“

“accomplishment badge.”

“Cool!”

“Let’s go!”

Part 4

“Hmm, I’m having trouble picking up his cute signal.”

“Phineas, since you obviously won’t figure this out on your own,“

“I think I’m the one causing the cute interference.“

“Don’t be silly Isabella.”

“I took into account your cuteness, and adjusted the cute-meter settings accordingly from the beginning.”

“See, look what happens when I change it back to normal.”

Bonus Depiction Of Me Right Now:

Part 5 (from a different episode)

“So, do I know romance or what?”

“what.”

“I said, do I know romance or-”

“I heard you.”

Part 6 (this time with Candace)

“So that’s Uncle Phineas and Ferb as kids?“

“That’s right.”

“And that girl looks like Aunt Isabella.“

“Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella!”

“That means I’m gonna marry Phineas!”

“Or Ferb.”

*clicks tongue*

We didn’t deserve this show

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stcvierogers:

miles morales: [jumps off a building]

the soundtrack:

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do-rey-me:

i don’t think??? what kind of question..

mens-rights-activia:

This is earth shattering, I can’t believe there are people, who don’t think in sentences??? What the fuck is an abstract non-verbal thot? Y’all hoes think in Pictionary???? What the fuck

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charlataned:

charlataned:

charlataned:

wait marriage story is a real movie that they actually called “marriage story” like that is the title of the film that they came up with and decided was good……………. i mean you have to laugh, right?

kylo stans are hunting me for sport as we speak for making the following post but i have now watched the trailer and some clips from marriage story and there is no sum of money you could ever pay me to sit through 2 hours and 17 minutes of adam driver and scarjo scream yelling at each other while critics say they’re being “raw” for knowing how to cry on command. when i go for surgery in the spring i’m going to tell my doctor i won’t need any anesthetic and he can just play me this movie and my brain will be so understimulated i will blackout because unconsciousness would be better than that level of sheer boredom. can somebody please tell me where the creative genius or academy award level acting is in this movie because even in the clips that are supposed to be showcasing exactly that i feel like gordon ramsey talking to some american restaurant owner who is lying to my face about the quality of their food after i have already tasted it. movies where people have to yell at each other should be banned if you can’t find another way to show emotion then you couldn’t do it in the first place. fuck twitter for telling me this movie exists it is a blight on my life and either of them get an oscar for it that blight will exist for all time

found out this movie is based on the director’s own divorce so my condolences to his ex-wife for having to see this movie come out and congrats on getting out of that one 

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alarajrogers:

prokopetz:

Concept: fairy tale where the wicked step-parent (who is of course also some sort of warlock) transforms the princess into a swan, as one does, but rather than running off to mope around in a lake and be beautifully tragic, the princess decides to stick around the palace and cause problems on purpose.

It is a beautiful day in the palace, and you are a horrible swan princess.

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kitsnicketts:

This show was the funniest fucking thing

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frawgs:

damn this crush i have on u is kinda giving me brain damage

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smuganimebitch:

smuganimebitch:

so someone just said they’re “really interested in history” how careful do you have to be?

 “i just think history is interesting in general! i’m not interested in any specific part of it”: this person is most likely safe. never drop your guard though

“i’m interested in this specific subject or time period in history. (ex. ancient egypt,  the golden age of piracy, the history of the printing press”: still probably safe. be on the lookout for certain risky historical subjects. you should know them you see them 

“i’m really into WW2 history”: this is the caution zone, there’s plenty of valid reasons to be into WW2, but if they start talking about how Operation Sealion totally could have succeeded, it’s time to abort

 “i’m specifically into roman history, the crusades, prussian military history, and WW2”: danger! do NOT talk about history with this person. in fact, do not talk to this person at all. you will regret it, you do not want to know what they think of the treaty of versailles or why germany lost the first world war

this post has inspired three different responses

1) people who lack any reading comprehension skills whatsoever and seem to think i’m saying “being into history makes you bad” 

2) history students/historians saying some variation of “tbh this is true”

3) the kind of people my last point was specifying calling me slurs

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